Squirrel Demotivational Poster
ADHD - I do NOT have ADHD. I have ADOLAS. Attention Deficit - Oh, Look A Squirrel!
GROUND SQUIRREL -
A.D.H.L.A.S - Attention Deficit...Hey Look! A Squirrel!
SUPER SQUIRREL - faster than a speeding chicken, smarter than the average bear...
SQUIRRELS - They're staring into your soul
MOMONGA - Engineered by Japanese scientists within the secret Mt. Fuji labs and trained in the ways of the ninja
G.I. JOE - cleansing the world of squirrles scense 1964
I HAVE HAD -
STOP - HAMMER-TIME
JEDI SQUIRRELS - Is there *anything* George won't try to add to the movies?
MY NAME IS DUG. - I have just met you, and I love you
STUPIDITY - It often comes in pairs.
EVIL SQUIRREL - He's right behind you!!!
CAFFEINE!!! - YEAH BABY!!!
ATTENTION EVERYONE - Please Stay Still I've Lost A Contact
SQUIRREL ! ! ! - No, Wait, My Bad..... CAT ! ! !
SQUIRRELS - They have nuts.
EXTREME CLOSE UP -
360 DEGREES - 15 minutes a Lbs Liberal seasoning Baste on the REG
SQUIRREL WARS - "Three people have been attacked by psychotic squirrels. These squirrels are not only crazy, they're German. You know they're just getting started. The French have already surrendered." - Craig Ferguson
HEROES - This looks like a job for.... SUPER SQUIRREL!!!
YOU WERE SUPPOSE - TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE! The squirrels are better than you! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I LOVE YOU! -
THE GLASSES - weren't cutting it anymore. It was time for a new disguise.
GOING POSTAL - The real reason you don't steal a squirrels nuts.
DEPRESSION - Who does it hurt? Everybody
CHUCK NORRIS - Reincarnated as a squirrel
NO, WAIT! - Not now lord! There's still some chicks I wanna hook up with!
A HARD NIGHT OF DRINKING - You Should See The Girl He Woke Up Next To
SQUIRRELS - They give in to the dark side
HOSTAGE SITUATION -
OK OK OK CALM DOWN - This happened to my brother once in college How many did you take, and what color were they
TORTURE - The very definition.
TERRORISM - Their weaponry gets more advanced every day.
SQUIRREL ARMY - We are doomed
WE ARE SQUIRRELS - We have nuts, can you dig it ?
FIGARO - FigaroFigaroFigaroFigaro FI..... GA....... ROOOOOOOO....
STRESS - No one is safe.
LITERAL MEANINGS -
MACHINE GUN WITH AIM - Will shoot your nuts off
MY LIFE - in a nutshell
MR T SQUIRREL - I TOLD YOU TO GET SOME NUTS, FOOL! NOW YOU FEEL THE PAIN!
SO TIMMY - You were asking what I did to your mother last night?
MAN, THAT TASTES GOOD! - Just like a MOD, I need a Guinness or three, After dealing with NUTS all day!
HEARD ABOUT THE NEW SARGE? - He's apparently a real nutbuster
SONGBIRDS - They're small and they suck, but they make a tasty appetizer!
FREEDOM - A cause worth fighting for.
SNIPER SQUIRREL - will shoot your nuts off
COME TO THE DARK SIDE -
SQUIRREL MINDMELD - Your Mind and My Mind Are Now One.
ARMY - they take anything that can use Guns
THE VOICES - Hey, I'm convinced ... Ten out of the nine voices in my head tell me that I'm perfectly sane!
FIGHTING SQUIRRELS - Why you don't mess with Godfrey's College
HEY ARNIE! ARNIE! - I should give you cpr but I've seen where your filthy mouth has been. If you don't make it can I mate with your wife? I told you not to eat that peach You stupid stupid squirrel.
Tree vagina -
STOP! - In the name of love ... Before you break my heart ... Think it over, think it over ...
SQUIRR-LEE - he is angry... he will rule the world... only for a peanut
NUTS - Don't you just love them?
SHOW BUSINESS -
I TOLD ED - that I thought we took too much acid but he said we didn't
BUNNIES - Now in squirrel form
TARZAN AND JANE -
FAILURE - An act or instance of failing or proving unsuccessful.
SQUIRREL KNIGHT - He is not pleased.
ARMY SQUIRRELS - you know there are a few less dogs around
FAIL - When your best just isn't good enough
SELF ESTEEM -
Give Me A Hug! -
WHADDYA MEAN... - ...steroids shrink yer nuts?!?
SQUIRRELY SWIRLY - Okay I apologize, I couldn't help it!
SQUIRREL SAYS - You don't have any nuts
AMERICA - Even our squirrels know where it's at
The Force -
Size Doesn't Matter -
SQUIRREL TRIBUTE -
EIFFEL TOWER -
HIBACHI DAYS -
WYNONA LOVED HER BIG BROWN BEAVER - And she stroked him all the time. She pricked her finger one day and it occured to her she might have a porcupine.
SATISFACTION - Endurance, tenacity, and a firm grip will eventually get your nut
THIS SQUIRREL - On the outside he is Frazzles the squirrel, but on the inside he is SUPERSQUIRREL.
LIERS - You can't even trust Nature... Especially when you give Nature a camera and internet access.
WALKERS - must be gettin pretty desperate!
SQUIRREL DYSFUNCTIONAL - The squirrel malfunctioned. Call the US army!
BAD SQUIRREL! - Those are MY nuts!
GOOD STORY TELLIN -
BBQ SKWERL -
YO DAWG -
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